Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids

by Lyle Zapato

Many people are unaware that their actions and thoughts are being directed to suit the agendas of shadowy agencies, despite incontrovertible evidence that this is happening every day to ordinary people just like you! Fortunately, you hold in your hands a ticket to board the bus to mental freedom - with an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB). The AFDB is the most effective, inexpensive and stylish way to combat psychotronic mind control. This definitive guide to aluminum foil brain shielding offers everything the budding paranoid needs to fight the nefarious forces of mind control, including easy-to-follow instructions for custom-made AFDBs for adults, children, pregnant women, pets, and plants; tips and tricks from experienced paranoids; the history and underlying theory of the AFDB; and an eye-opening guide to potential enemies (trust no one - they're everywhere!). Make your Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie now before it's too late!