{"id":5685,"date":"2024-09-18T20:40:18","date_gmt":"2024-09-18T20:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/?p=5685"},"modified":"2024-09-18T20:42:31","modified_gmt":"2024-09-18T20:42:31","slug":"this-is-why-we-dont-use-ai-a-story-in-screenshots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/2024\/09\/this-is-why-we-dont-use-ai-a-story-in-screenshots\/","title":{"rendered":"This is why we don’t use AI: A Story in Screenshots"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This past week one of the platforms we sell on generously offered to “optimize” some of our product listings, unasked, and gave us the examples below of what they would do.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Our text is on the left, theirs is on the right.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

It uh, didn’t go well.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Positive changes! Thought-provoking! Terrible SEO buzzwords!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

This next one’s my favorite.<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"\"<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Ah yes, the whimsical world of the Eggplant Eating a Hot Dog Sticker<\/a><\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I gave them my thoughts.<\/p>\n\n\n

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This was after a few rewrites because “what on EARTH” might have been too harsh.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Mailchimp occasionally offers to rewrite the newsletter using AI as well. It is… not great! <\/p>\n\n\n

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THE HOGWARTS OF FALL SEASONS?<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n
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This one is just downright offensive. <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

If any of those images are too small or don’t load, you can head over to this thread on Twitter<\/a>, where I’ve posted them all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So rest assured, we don’t use AI. It’s bad for the environment<\/a>, and it can’t keep up with my wit, charm, and bad grammar.

This blog was taken from our weekly newsletter. Want to see more like this? Subscribe!<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This past week one of the platforms we sell on generously offered to “optimize” some of our product listings, unasked, and gave us the examples below of what they would do. It uh, didn’t go well. This next one’s my favorite. Ah yes, the whimsical world of the Eggplant Eating a Hot Dog Sticker! I… Read more »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[279,280,14,12,119],"class_list":["post-5685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogifesto","tag-ai","tag-blog","tag-books","tag-business-of-publishing","tag-marketing"],"my_excerpt":"\n

This past week one of the platforms we sell on generously offered to \"optimize\" some of our product listings, unasked, and gave us the examples below of what they would do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"
Our text is on the left, theirs is on the right.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

It uh, didn't go well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"
Positive changes! Thought-provoking! Terrible SEO buzzwords!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

This next one's my favorite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Ah yes, the whimsical world of the Eggplant Eating a Hot Dog Sticker<\/a><\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I gave them my thoughts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"
This was after a few rewrites because \"what on EARTH\" might have been too harsh.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Mailchimp occasionally offers to rewrite the newsletter using AI as well. It is... not great! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"
THE HOGWARTS OF FALL SEASONS?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"
This one is just downright offensive. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

If any of those images are too small or don't load, you can head over to this thread on Twitter<\/a>, where I've posted them all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So rest assured, we don't use AI. It's bad for the environment<\/a>, and it can't keep up with my wit, charm, and bad grammar.

This blog was taken from our weekly newsletter. Want to see more like this? Subscribe!<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","my_excerpt_rendered":"\n

This past week one of the platforms we sell on generously offered to “optimize” some of our product listings, unasked, and gave us the examples below of what they would do.<\/p>\n\n\n

\n
\"\"
Our text is on the left, theirs is on the right.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

It uh, didn’t go well.<\/p>\n\n\n

\n
\"\"
Positive changes! Thought-provoking! Terrible SEO buzzwords!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

This next one’s my favorite.<\/p>\n\n\n

\n
\"\"<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Ah yes, the whimsical world of the Eggplant Eating a Hot Dog Sticker<\/a><\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I gave them my thoughts.<\/p>\n\n\n

\n
\"\"
This was after a few rewrites because “what on EARTH” might have been too harsh.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

Mailchimp occasionally offers to rewrite the newsletter using AI as well. It is… not great! <\/p>\n\n\n

\n
\"\"
THE HOGWARTS OF FALL SEASONS?<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n
\n
\"\"
This one is just downright offensive. <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n

If any of those images are too small or don’t load, you can head over to this thread on Twitter<\/a>, where I’ve posted them all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So rest assured, we don’t use AI. It’s bad for the environment<\/a>, and it can’t keep up with my wit, charm, and bad grammar.

This blog was taken from our weekly newsletter. Want to see more like this? Subscribe!<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5685"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5697,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5685\/revisions\/5697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}