{"id":5716,"date":"2024-09-30T15:38:57","date_gmt":"2024-09-30T15:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/?p=5716"},"modified":"2024-12-03T13:49:19","modified_gmt":"2024-12-03T13:49:19","slug":"books-that-should-never-exist-a-coloring-book-of-the-best-worst-book-ideas-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/2024\/09\/books-that-should-never-exist-a-coloring-book-of-the-best-worst-book-ideas-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Books That Should Never Exist: A Coloring Book of the Best Worst Book Ideas Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Everyday Vampirism<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Gross-out Popsicles<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Erotic Christmas Tree Decorating<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Vice Presidential Fashion Advice<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Never Pay a Dentist Again!&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>These books are so bad they\u2019re brilliant\u2014and they\u2019ll never exist (we hope), except in these fully developed, engagingly detailed, laugh-out-loud coloring pages. Here you\u2019ll find board books for babies seeking government and regulatory jobs, large-print guides to unwise retirement strategies, ill-advised memoirs, and unlikely beach reads. It\u2019s the perfect collection of gifts not to get the whole family, but as a gift for yourself, it\u2019s bound to bring joy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyday Vampirism.&nbsp; Gross-out Popsicles.&nbsp; Erotic Christmas Tree Decorating.&nbsp; Vice Presidential Fashion Advice.&nbsp; Never Pay a Dentist Again!&nbsp; These books are so bad they\u2019re brilliant\u2014and they\u2019ll never exist (we hope), except in these fully developed, engagingly detailed, laugh-out-loud coloring pages. Here you\u2019ll find board books for babies seeking government and regulatory jobs, large-print guides to unwise&#8230;  <a class=\"excerpt-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/2024\/09\/books-that-should-never-exist-a-coloring-book-of-the-best-worst-book-ideas-ever\/\" title=\"Read Books That Should Never Exist: A Coloring Book of the Best Worst Book Ideas Ever\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[261],"class_list":["post-5716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-out-now","tag-out-now"],"my_excerpt":"<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><em>Everyday Vampirism<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- \/wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><em>Gross-out Popsicles<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- \/wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><em>Erotic Christmas Tree Decorating<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- \/wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><em>Vice Presidential Fashion Advice<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- \/wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p><em>Never Pay a Dentist Again!&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n<!-- \/wp:paragraph -->\n\n<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<p>These books are so bad they\u2019re brilliant\u2014and they\u2019ll never exist (we hope), except in these fully developed, engagingly detailed, laugh-out-loud coloring pages. Here you\u2019ll find board books for babies seeking government and regulatory jobs, large-print guides to unwise retirement strategies, ill-advised memoirs, and unlikely beach reads. It\u2019s the perfect collection of gifts not to get the whole family, but as a gift for yourself, it\u2019s bound to bring joy.<\/p>\n<!-- \/wp:paragraph -->","my_excerpt_rendered":"\n<p><em>Everyday Vampirism<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Gross-out Popsicles<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Erotic Christmas Tree Decorating<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Vice Presidential Fashion Advice<\/em>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Never Pay a Dentist Again!&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>These books are so bad they\u2019re brilliant\u2014and they\u2019ll never exist (we hope), except in these fully developed, engagingly detailed, laugh-out-loud coloring pages. Here you\u2019ll find board books for babies seeking government and regulatory jobs, large-print guides to unwise retirement strategies, ill-advised memoirs, and unlikely beach reads. It\u2019s the perfect collection of gifts not to get the whole family, but as a gift for yourself, it\u2019s bound to bring joy.<\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5716"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5717,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5716\/revisions\/5717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}