{"id":811,"date":"2016-05-06T18:20:12","date_gmt":"2016-05-06T18:20:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/?p=811"},"modified":"2016-05-06T18:20:12","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T18:20:12","slug":"daily-cosmonaut-ruby-the-wonder-couch-sharer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/daily-cosmonaut-ruby-the-wonder-couch-sharer\/","title":{"rendered":"Daily Cosmonaut: Ruby The Wonder-Couch Sharer"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"deskruby\"On Valentine\u2019s Day in 2013 I finally brought home Ruby, my medical alert service dog, after years of meetings, phone calls, paperwork, and interviews. She\u2019s been a wonderful angel for most of the time since but every day when we go to work she would be stuck sleeping on my the floor next to my chair. She would periodically look up at me, pleadingly. One thing that I hadn\u2019t realized when I had applied for her was that a dog\u2019s range of emotions is identical to a human\u2019s and that Ruby and I were in a committed relationship. I had to look out for her, make her feel loved, and take care of her. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Fortunately, I took quite naturally to this situation. She sleeps in bed with me, leaning against my leg. When I sit on the couch she wants to be napping on my lap. But our work arrangement was not as easily resolved as our home life. I began letting her nap on my lap when I was sitting in my office chair. But she would nervously perk up whenever the chair rotated or leaned and my legs would go numb under her in less than an hour.<\/span>
\nI knew that the situation called for desperate measures. Ruby\u2019s work and our relationship allowed me to safely go places unescorted. I swapped out my desk for a series of filing cabinets, attached a monitor arm to one of them, and ordered a mounted swivel tray for my keyboard, mouse, and beverage. I swapped out my chair for the office futon and now not only can Ruby and I take office naps but she can sit next to me all day long and snore as she leans against me, still paying attention to my blood glucose. When we arrive at the office every morning, she immediately bounds over to the futon and pleads me to join her.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On Valentine\u2019s Day in 2013 I finally brought home Ruby, my medical alert service dog, after years of meetings, phone calls, paperwork, and interviews. She\u2019s been a wonderful angel for most of the time since but every day when we go to work she would be stuck sleeping on my the floor next to my… Read more »<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[48,20,47,46,44,45],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogifesto","tag-couch","tag-daily-cosmonaut","tag-desk","tag-joe-biel","tag-ruby","tag-rubylove"],"my_excerpt":"\"deskruby\"On Valentine\u2019s Day in 2013 I finally brought home Ruby, my medical alert service dog, after years of meetings, phone calls, paperwork, and interviews. She\u2019s been a wonderful angel for most of the time since but every day when we go to work she would be stuck sleeping on my the floor next to my chair. She would periodically look up at me, pleadingly. One thing that I hadn\u2019t realized when I had applied for her was that a dog\u2019s range of emotions is identical to a human\u2019s and that Ruby and I were in a committed relationship. I had to look out for her, make her feel loved, and take care of her. <\/span>\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nFortunately, I took quite naturally to this situation. She sleeps in bed with me, leaning against my leg. When I sit on the couch she wants to be napping on my lap. But our work arrangement was not as easily resolved as our home life. I began letting her nap on my lap when I was sitting in my office chair. But she would nervously perk up whenever the chair rotated or leaned and my legs would go numb under her in less than an hour.<\/span>\r\nI knew that the situation called for desperate measures. Ruby\u2019s work and our relationship allowed me to safely go places unescorted. I swapped out my desk for a series of filing cabinets, attached a monitor arm to one of them, and ordered a mounted swivel tray for my keyboard, mouse, and beverage. I swapped out my chair for the office futon and now not only can Ruby and I take office naps but she can sit next to me all day long and snore as she leans against me, still paying attention to my blood glucose. When we arrive at the office every morning, she immediately bounds over to the futon and pleads me to join her.<\/span>","my_excerpt_rendered":"

\"deskruby\"On Valentine\u2019s Day in 2013 I finally brought home Ruby, my medical alert service dog, after years of meetings, phone calls, paperwork, and interviews. She\u2019s been a wonderful angel for most of the time since but every day when we go to work she would be stuck sleeping on my the floor next to my chair. She would periodically look up at me, pleadingly. One thing that I hadn\u2019t realized when I had applied for her was that a dog\u2019s range of emotions is identical to a human\u2019s and that Ruby and I were in a committed relationship. I had to look out for her, make her feel loved, and take care of her. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Fortunately, I took quite naturally to this situation. She sleeps in bed with me, leaning against my leg. When I sit on the couch she wants to be napping on my lap. But our work arrangement was not as easily resolved as our home life. I began letting her nap on my lap when I was sitting in my office chair. But she would nervously perk up whenever the chair rotated or leaned and my legs would go numb under her in less than an hour.<\/span>
\nI knew that the situation called for desperate measures. Ruby\u2019s work and our relationship allowed me to safely go places unescorted. I swapped out my desk for a series of filing cabinets, attached a monitor arm to one of them, and ordered a mounted swivel tray for my keyboard, mouse, and beverage. I swapped out my chair for the office futon and now not only can Ruby and I take office naps but she can sit next to me all day long and snore as she leans against me, still paying attention to my blood glucose. When we arrive at the office every morning, she immediately bounds over to the futon and pleads me to join her.<\/span><\/p>\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":813,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions\/813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/microcosmpublishing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}