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How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers
by Karen Salmansohn and Alison Seiffer
One of the funniest and most astutely observed works on gender since James Thurber, How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days of Less Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers is a howling little handbook on men for contemporary women.
Doggie Dos and Don'ts: "Gentle strokes and playful petting techniques are positive motivational techniques for rewarding good behavior." And Flight and Chase Behavior: "If your dog is running away from you, the worst thing to do is chase after him . . . remain calm, act like you're having loads of fun without him, and soon he'll be trotting eagerly back." And a quick primer on personality and temperament, from The Sporting Dog (requires daily exercise, gets bored easily, needs lots of attention) to The Hound (instinctually driven to chase and catch nearly anything that moves).
Behavioral problems will vanish within twenty-one days. It's guaranteed.
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