A devilish goat-like figure with a child in a bag strapped to his back leads a couple weeping children in chains through the night.

Krampus Card: Decorated With Flowers

by Monte Beauchamp

Nothing says "happy holidays!" like a vintage illustration of Krampus leading two shackled children through the snow. What could possibly make it any better? How about a small kid in a barrel strapped to the holiday devil's back, also sobbing uncontrollably? You're at least guaranteed a conversation starter for any relative you hand this sucker to.