Tinfoil Hats and You: What You Need To Know To Protect Yourself

by Andy Pitts

A tinfoil hat is the only scientifically proven way to make sure your brain stays your brain! Learn how to protect you ...

Pin #247: "Horny, Baby! Randy!" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Oh behave! Who needs swag when you got mojo?

Pin #245: "Whatevs" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Life will be what it will be. Show people your well-adjusted personality with this button. Or whatevs.

Pin #244: "Swagger" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

A button you can gift to the coolest cat(s) you know.

Pin #243: "Stuck As Hell" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

If you've written yourself into a corner or just don't know how to address a memo, stick a pin in it and get back to it ...

Pin #242: "Pissed On" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Did someone piss in your cereal? Let others know you've been rubbed the wrong way and to steer clear!

Pin #241: "Pissed Off" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

This button says it all. Place it in plain sight to give others a heads up on the current mood.

Pin #240"Out Of Fucks" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

The button for days when life tries to mess you up, and you're over here like, "Nope. Not today, satan."

Pin #239: "OOC-BRB" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Not feeling like yourself at the moment? Let people know OOC-BRB (out of control, be right back) 'til you can get back ...

Pin #238: "Not In The Mood" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Ugghhh, sometimes we are dragged out of our caves and forced to social when all we wanna do is binge Netflix and nap. ...

Pin #237: "Need Some Fucking Support Here" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Overstimulated and overwhelmed? Let other's know you're in need of distraction, cuddles, or just some fucking support ...

Pin #236: "Losing My Shit" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Okay. Maybe life's falling a part just a little, and you're kind of a hot mess. That's all right. Pin this on to take ...

Pin #235: "Haven't Showered Anytime This Week" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

You also haven't left the house in a week and have been surviving off coffee and ice cream (or coffee ice cream). ...

Pin #234: "Got My Shit Together" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Adulting? Check. Loving your career path? Double check. Planning next year's events 'cause you're so ahead of ...

Pin #233: "Fucked Shit Up" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

All hell's about to break loose. We won't tell it was you. But you can give others a hint by inconspicuously wearing ...

Pin #232: "Fucked Over" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper

Argggggghhhhh~! The day, maybe even the week, has been ruthless. Step away from biting people's heads off and use ...

Pin #231: "Fire!" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

When your life is a mess but the beat is fire, you know the drill.

Pin #230: "Feelin Myself" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Meeeoooowww! Hair on point, pheromones on blast and you feelin yo'self. So hit the town and be seen (or bookstore/cafe ...

Pin #229: "Done And Moving On" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

You're so over it. Let others know with this nifty button.

Pin #228: "Crawling The Walls" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Tough day? Wear this button in plain sight to warn any passerby of the potential danger when they approach within a ...

Pin #227: "Bummed" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Pin #226: "Too Broken For Words" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Sometimes there are no words. Use this button to explain when speaking is outside of what's doable today.

Pin #225: "Ain't Nobody Got Time" River Button

by Dr. Faith G. Harper

You're a busy purson and don't have time for drama, let the world know to be prepared for sass lest they forget!

Not In The Mood River Magnet

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Ugghhh, sometimes we are dragged out of our caves and forced to social when all we wanna do is binge Netflix and nap. ...

Pissed On River Magnet

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Did someone piss in your cereal? Let others know you've been rubbed the wrong way and to steer clear!

Feelin' Myself River Magnet

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Meeeoooowww! Hair on point, pheromones on blast and you feelin yo'self. So hit the town and be seen (or bookstore/cafe ...

Haven't Showered Anytime This Week River Magnet

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

You also haven't left the house in a week and have been surviving off coffee and ice cream (or coffee ice cream). ...

Fire! River Magnet

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

When your life is a mess but the beat is fire, you know the drill.

Out of Character Be Right Back River Magnet

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Not feeling like yourself at the moment? Let people know OOC-BRB (out of control, be right back) 'til you can get back ...

Whatevs River Magnet

by Dr. Faith G. Harper and Trista Vercher

Life will be what it will be. Show people your well-adjusted personality with this magnet. Or whatevs.