F For Effort by Richard Benson

F for Effort: Totally Wrong Test Answers

by Richard Benson

A compendium of hilarious and inventive test answers and homework hiccups, featuring gems from elementary school ("two halves make a whale"), middle grades (Q: What does "germinate" mean? A: To become a German citizen), and high school (Q: Fossil fuels are usually associated with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock). Two hundred and fifty examples of creative inventions used to blunder through tests. These will make you cackle out loud for weeks at these brilliant (and often confused) answers!