F for Effort: Totally Wrong Test Answers

F for Effort: Totally Wrong Test Answers

by Richard Benson

A compendium of hilarious and inventive test answers and homework hiccups. Featuring gems from elementary school ("two halves make a whale"), middle grades (Q: What does "germinate" mean? A: To become a German citizen), and high school (Q: Fossil fuels are usually associated with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock). Two hundred and fifty examples of creative inventions to blunder through a test. Will make you cackle out loud for weeks at these brilliant or confused answers!