Colour My Bollocks

The UK is a hellhole with shameful politicians, loos that are always in another building, and hot and cold water that come out of separate taps. But one thing we can all agree on is that they fooking know how to swear. Does calling your mates "plonkers," your children "little gobshites," or your boss a "piss wizard," make you a bad person? Bollocks to that! Swearing, like coloring, relieves stress and now you can do both at the same bloody time. 

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