Stickers

Ah, Bartleby! Ah, humanity! Let everyone know that you'd just rather not with this white whale of a sticker. Herman…

Let everyone out there know that you're better than them with this sticker. Of course your cult is the best cult…

Let everyone know that you're hard at work with this sticker. Slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, or any…

Life is a lot of things. But if we can be sure of one thing, it's that its elusively allusive. Grab this sticker and…

Religion is a cult. Oh wait, oops. I just meant everyone else's religion. Not yours! Yours is great.…

When you know better, you do better. A simple enough statement, and a true one, even if you're having a hard time…

Fuck the police! Err, I mean, don't fuck the police. Or do whatever you want. Slap this sticker on your…

The sticker says it all. Read a fucking book! That's, like, our whole deal here at Microcosm. Slap this sticker on…

America! Land of mass shootings and abortion restrictions. Highlight the horrible truth about this country and…

CEOs like to think that they are the reason their companies are valuable. But you know better. Slap up this sticker to…

Celebrate the proud tradition of whistleblowing with this sticker, and stand for justice and transparency instead of…

Think positively and plan for the life you want to live! State your ambitions, not your fears. Share your…

The beginning contains everything that follows after it. That's why the way you start something shapes the way it…

You're the proud parent of one mischievous houseplant. Poke fun at those annoyingly proud parents of human…

You're the proud parent of a houseplant, and want to let everyone know! Stick this sticker up on any flat surface…

Let Ron DeSantis know exactly what you think of his bigotry and homophobia. Slap this sticker up wherever you feel like,…

Books save lives! Celebrate the power of a good book with this sticker. Slap it up on any flat surface you feel…

Build solidarity, not dissension! Fight the power, not each other! Help make the world a friendlier and more egalitarian…

Do you love your houseplant like only a mother a could love a child? Well then tell the world about it with this…

Transgender children and youth know exactly who they are, but the adults in their lives often react badly. Almost 2% of…

Did you wet your plants today? It's not embarrassing, it's absolutely necessary! Show your love for your…

If you have gender superpowers, you can let the world know with this sticker. With a wave of your finger, change your…

Those straights have always got some cliché up their sleeve. And it's usually not worth a whole lot. Announce…

Yes, you are trans enough. If you say you're trans, then you're trans, and screw the haters. Tell the world with…

Those honor student bumper stickers are always annoying, right? Well, now you can let those proud parents know…

Don't be afraid to demand what you deserve. Seek out respect because you're worth it with this new sticker.…

Are you a plant parent? Do you have feel the same love and pride for your houseplants that others might feel for their…

Declare your intentions to keep your relationships free and clear of state repression, hierarchical and heteronormative…

Do you prefer a good story, sometimes to the detriment of a good night's sleep? Are books your preferred mode of…