Stickers

Shiver your timbers with this skull and crossbones flag—but instead of bones, you'll find silicone sex toys designed…

A goldfish serenely paddles around its bowl, only a bit nonplused by its sex-positive aquarium decor. Slap this…

Tell the patriarchy and the a**holes on the Supreme Court they can go f**k themselves with this die-cut sticker…

Imagine you're at the mall, but it's a sex-positive mall for adults and over in the arcade the claw machine is well…

What else would an eggplant possibly want to eat?

Just in case some folks didn't realize these two things are different (and that one is greater than the other), now they…

If only we could all own and lead such a fantastic ship. Oh, wait, we do and can!

The world is perfectly fine being status quo and complacent, said nobody.

No matter how many times you hear these words, you can still get inspired by them. And now, this sticker can inspire you…

This warning label should appear on more products. Just saying.

Got stuck? Need motivation? Want help? Tired of struggling alone? Well, do what this sticker says.

Choose wisely and carefully, and hold onto your power.

The book really was better. Change my mind. I dare you.

What's not to love about a queer kid, am I right? Show your support for your awesome kid with this spiffy vinyl sticker.

Be sure to get your emotional weightlifting workouts in because things are about to get heavy. Also, it doesn't hurt to…

If we normalize weirdness and the new normal is weird, but normal, then what will be not normal? Guess we'll have to…

You have a beautiful heart. Never forget it.

We're sorry this sticker exists. (Not really.)

Will this be the new chicken-or-the-egg dilemma?

Was the movie really better? Apparently, this sticker thinks so.

Could someone please mansplain this to me?

Share that 'cosm love and deep 'cosm lore on ye olde Nalgene or bicycle or other emotionally tinged item that is near…

Let everyone know that you're hard at work with this sticker. Slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, or any other…

Let everyone out there know that you're better than them with this sticker. Of course your cult is the best cult around!…

Ah, Bartleby! Ah, humanity! Let everyone know that you'd just rather not with this white whale of a sticker. Herman…

Life is a lot of things. But if we can be sure of one thing, it's that its elusively allusive. Grab this sticker and…

Fuck the police! Err, I mean, don't fuck the police. Or do whatever you want. Slap this sticker on your laptop, water…

Religion is a cult. Oh wait, oops. I just meant everyone else's religion. Not yours! Yours is great. Seriously. Slap…

When you know better, you do better. A simple enough statement, and a true one, even if you're having a hard time moving…

The sticker says it all. Read a fucking book! That's, like, our whole deal here at Microcosm. Slap this sticker on your…