Astrology SOS: An Astrological Survival Guide to Life

Astrology SOS: An Astrological Survival Guide to Life

by The Woke Mystix Author

Become your best self with this astrological tool-kit to surviving uncertain times. With self-care…

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$30-$2000 Superpack: Slightly Damaged Books! (Distributed Books)

$30-$2000 Superpack: Slightly Damaged Books! (Distributed Books)

by Super Pack! Author and Various Author

Each year we receive 6,000 damaged books from other publishers—and we're passing the savings on to…

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When In Doubt, Play Dead: Life Advice from an Unexpected Source

When In Doubt, Play Dead: Life Advice from an Unexpected Source

It's ok to play opossum sometimes, with this little gift book full of affirmations and reassurances! Opossums are…

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The Little Frog's Guide to Self-Care: Affirmations, Self-Love and Life Lessons According to the Internet's Beloved Mushroom Frog

The Little Frog's Guide to Self-Care: Affirmations, Self-Love and Life Lessons According to the Internet's Beloved Mushroom Frog

by Maybell Eequay Author

Be the little frog you wish to see in the world with this silly, positive book. Full of affirmations, self-love, and…

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Hot Dickity Dildog

Hot Dickity Dildog

by Vic Liu Author

Get ready to lick your fingers after enjoying this tasty snack. This soft enamel pin depicts a tempting frankfurter…

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Read a Fucking Book

Read a Fucking Book

by Joe Biel Illustrator

Reading books can be a direct path to joy, empathy, critical thinking, and taking action to improve your life and…

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Host with the Most

Host with the Most

by Vic Liu Author

Savor a vintage delight with this soft enamel pin featuring a neon-green gelatin salad (most likely vegan, please), with…

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Wash Your Sex Toys

Wash Your Sex Toys

by Vic Liu Author

Rub-a-dub-dub, give your sex toys a soapy scrub—after every single use! They'll thank you, and your body will,…

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Pirate's Booty

Pirate's Booty

by Vic Liu Author

Yaarr, matey! This pirate offers pleasure for treasure! Their skull and crossbones flag features toys for…

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Down Where It's Wetter

Down Where It's Wetter

by Vic Liu Author

Life's always better, down where it's wetter, take it from us—and from this little goldfish, nonchalantly…

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Sex Toy Machine

Sex Toy Machine

by Vic Liu Author

Imagine that you've mastered the claw machine at the arcade and won the biggest prize of all—the giant, golden…

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A Guide to Midwestern Conversation

A Guide to Midwestern Conversation

by Taylor Kay Phillips Author

Midwestern conversation is an art unto itself. Often politely precluded with an "ope," this guide will help…

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Work It Out: A Mood-Boosting Exercise Guide for People Who Just Want to Lie Down

Work It Out: A Mood-Boosting Exercise Guide for People Who Just Want to Lie Down

by Sarah Kurchak Author

If exercise isn't your favorite thing (even if you know you should do it), this might be the book for you. Work It…

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Disgruntled Barista Coloring Book

Disgruntled Barista Coloring Book

by Alexey Katherine Moore Author

Part graphic novel, part coloring book, this zine invites you on a caffeinated journey through the working lives…

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Fuck It, I'm Buying a Cabin

Fuck It, I'm Buying a Cabin

by Jesse Regis Author and Stephanie Sosa Author

Don't you ever just want to f*ck off into the woods, hide away in a cabin, and forget about the pressures of…

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Our Strangers: Stories

Our Strangers: Stories

by Lydia Davis Author

“An overflowing treasure chest of jewel-like stories . . . A collection that you'll want to keep on your…

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$14 Superpack: Cats, Swords, and Werewolves!

$14 Superpack: Cats, Swords, and Werewolves!

by Brandon Lehmann Author and Super Pack! Author

From cat poop to magic swords, Brandon Lehmann's short, hilarious comics also serve as cautionary tales…

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A Pug's Guide to Good Manners: Lessons in Life for the Well-Rounded Pug

A Pug's Guide to Good Manners: Lessons in Life for the Well-Rounded Pug

by Gemma Correll Author

Pugs—they do their own thing. Independent, headstrong little creatures, pugs sit when they should stand, go when…

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How to Be Funny: The Art and Science of Making Light of Reality Through Humor

How to Be Funny: The Art and Science of Making Light of Reality Through Humor

by Joe Biel Author

Have you ever wanted to be funny? Do you crave making and emphasizing your points through humor? Autistic people have a…

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Confessions of a Dork Lord

Confessions of a Dork Lord

by Mike Johnston Author and Marta Altés Illustrator

Living up to your parents' standards is rough for any kid, let alone the son of the Dark Lord, next in line to be…

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If Animals Could Talk: An Adult Coloring Book for Adults

If Animals Could Talk: An Adult Coloring Book for Adults

by Carla Butwin Illustrator and Josh Cassidy Author

From the bestselling book that went viral for traumatizing a 6-year-old and her precious grandmother (google it) comes…

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Sticker #548: This Font Is Chaotic Evil

Sticker #548This Font Is Chaotic Evil

Though you probably shouldn't use this font on your resume or in a formal letter (if you want to be taken…

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I Could Pee on This, Too: And More Poems by More Cats

I Could Pee on This, Too: And More Poems by More Cats

by Francesco Marciuliano Author

There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making…

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$20 Superpack: Elly's Picks!

$20 Superpack: Elly's Picks!

by Super Pack! Author, Elly Blue Author, Dave Roche Author, Anne Elizabeth Moore Author, Ben Holtzman Author, Alec Longstreth Author and Katie Haegele Author

These are the books that made Elly, MCP's VP, fall in love with Microcosm. Before I started working here…

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Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You

by Carlyle Christoff Author and Elisabeth Saake Author

So you forgot to water your pothos again. Good thing it's not going to judge you, right? Wrong. This little…

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Sticker #562: Host with the Most

Sticker #562Host with the Most

by Vic Liu Author

A modern treat awaits within this wobbly, neon, unabashedly vintage gelatin salad. Just as you may find…

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Sticker #567: Laser Beam Cat Bicycle

Sticker #567Laser Beam Cat Bicycle

If you're going to be biking around town, you might as well have a cat in your basket who can shoot lasers from her…

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Sticker #555: Pocket Rocket

Sticker #555Pocket Rocket

by Vic Liu Illustrator

Delight in a cold treat on a sweaty summer day with Vic Liu's salacious, patriotic rocket pop. "Lick me"…

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Sticker #561: Hot Dickity Dildog

Sticker #561Hot Dickity Dildog

by Vic Liu Author

Get your sauces ready to top this scrumptious savory treat—a hot dog in a bun with mustard, or so it seems at…

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Sticker #558: Wash Your Sex Toys

Sticker #558Wash Your Sex Toys

by Vic Liu Author

Bath time for everyone! Just like you need a regular cleaning and de-greasing, your sex toys need a good soapy scrub…

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