Books That Should Never Exist: A Coloring Book of the Best Worst Book Ideas Ever

Everyday Vampirism. 

Gross-out Popsicles. 

Erotic Christmas Tree Decorating. 

Vice Presidential Fashion Advice. 

Never Pay a Dentist Again! 

These books are so bad they’re brilliant—and they’ll never exist (we hope), except in these fully developed, engagingly detailed, laugh-out-loud coloring pages. Here you’ll find board books for babies seeking government and regulatory jobs, large-print guides to unwise retirement strategies, ill-advised memoirs, and unlikely beach reads. It’s the perfect collection of gifts not to get the whole family, but as a gift for yourself, it’s bound to bring joy.