a person made out of books, demanding the head of jeff bezos

Sticker #629Bring Me The Head of Jeff Bezos

by Larry Law Author

For his crimes of devaluing the book industry, exploiting worker labor, and just generally being an evil billionaire, we sentence Bezos to eternally peeling discount stickers off of hardcovers. (They get under your nails and just feel so sticky and cause so many tiny papercuts.)

Slap this sticker on your laptop, water bottle, an Amazon delivery truck, or wherever you want people to see it.