How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity: Guiding Your Child to Success and Fulfillment

In our twenty-first-century economy, there’s only one way to guarantee your child a bright and happy future: make them an Internet celebrity.

The question is: how?

In How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity, you’ll learn to assess your baby’s best attributes (is she smarter than a chimp?), assign a compelling screen persona (clumsiness = on-screen gold), and plan the ultimate viral Internet video the rocket them towards success.

You, too, can make your baby an Internet celebrity . . . because the world needs cuteness now more than ever!

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