Star Wars: 99 Stormtroopers Join the Empire

This hilarious little volume shows its readers the fates of 99 recent recruits of the Empire.  Most meet unfortunate ends.  One badmouths a bounty hunter.  Another interrupts Lord Vader's private time.  Two underestimate a princess.  One forgets his grappling hook.  Two more think the security droid is on their side (he wasn't).  One falls victim to a practical joke.  And another asks for a promotion.  Though these are some of my personal favorites, there are countless other hilarious one-liners in this book, and all are made ten times funnier by the accompanying illustrations.  A quick and hilarious read, this book is a must-have for anyone who's so much as heard of Star Wars.  (So everyone.)  Trust me, it's laughing-so-hard-you-cry good.