You Suck at Cooking: The Absurdly Practical Guide to Sucking Slightly Less at Making Food—A Cookbook

With hilarious photos, line drawings, and instructions, this cookbook contains 60 recipes for the culinarily challenged—or anyone who wants to make recipes like Broccoli Cheddar Quiche Cupcake Muffin-Type Things or Chocolate Cakey Loaf Type Things (alongside easy breakfasts, sandwiches, snacks, and more). You Suck at Cooking follows the popular, anonymous YouTube channel with the same name and includes a thorough and entertaining introduction to the basics of cooking: You'll need a heat source like the sun, fire, or a stove and something to cut with like lasers, tornadoes, or knives. And don't forget that a wangjangler by any other name...is a spatula. 

(This book may contain a small, black sharpie mark on the bottom edge, so that it can't be returned to a different wholesaler.)