Cover with drawing of a dragon

Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide: Hunt Hobbits, Hoard Treasure, and Embrace Your Villainous Nature

by The Mordor Collective Author

If you like being bad, maybe you're just misunderstood. This unofficial guide gives you plenty of role models for you evil aspirations drawn from goblins and trolls, dark wizards and unusually well spoken dragons familiar from J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-earth. Find advice on how to get ahead at work by unleashing your army of blood-thirsty orcs. Get advice on how to properly cook hobbits now, before you're up till dawn arguing it out. This book even includes fashion advice for the sartorial and subversive villian.

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