Tits & Ass: The Animal Kingdom's Rudest Residents

This is a collection of animals that are known for their sweet exteriors but are actually potty-mouthed miscreants. Examples include the uncouth dik-dik polluting African plains with bile, the ahole fish sullying Hawaii's waters with missives, and the questionable morals of the shag, who flutters her wings at a large cock. The collection suggests that instead of cleaning their cages, their owners should have washed their mouths with soap and water.