The Cottage Bible

Don't you hate it when you buy a cottage and then realize you might be in over your head? The Cottage Bible is the book for you. It will guide you through new and unexpected challenges. The comprehensive knowledge includes predicting the weather, ensuring the water quality is fine, watching for shoreline erosion, keeping you well safe, the kit needed for fishing, how to build a dock, living with wildlife, and repairing burst pipes. It's so good that, if you haven't already, you need to buy a cottage just to utilize it.