How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts, Nuclear Mutants, and Other Movie Monsters

It's a little known fact that the leading cause of death for witches, monsters, cyborgs, giants, and other monsters is humans. Not only are humans getting better at killing creatures, they seem to enjoy more than ever. Think about how many poor zombies have fallen to headshots. Or ghosts that were banished. Or lovely werewolves shot with silver bullets. Frankly, it's rude. It's time to fight back, and that fight starts right here, in How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts, Nuclear Mutants, and Other Movie Monsters.