The Ultimate Excuses Handbook: Know How To Say No

Get out of uncomfortable situations with these spur-of-the-moment alibis. From bedhead to bad dates, this handbook has excuses for everyone, including men, women, kids, and even robots (well, maybe not robots). With time-honored excuses like “traffic was terrible” and unique options like “Jesus drank wine,” you’ll have a definitive way to say, “It wasn’t my fault.”

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