Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping?: Actual Quotes from an Actual Toddler to Her Actual Dad

Matthew Carroll, a single dad, recorded 140 funny and sweet quotes from his daughter Morgan, aged three to five, on his phone. He compiled the quotes chronologically in a small homemade volume for friends and family, who encouraged him to share it with a larger audience. This  serves as a testament to the love between a parent and child.

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