Create Your Own Midlife Crisis

To escape to Brazil, turn to page 34. For a tattoo, turn to page 147. To burn your house down, turn to page 145. Midlife brings wonder and uncertainty about our paths. There must’ve been a turning point, but restarting for a better result is impossible. Or is it? Here’s your chance to explore options that don't involve polyamory, ayahuasca, younger men, enlightenment, infidelity, Botox, or telling your boss where she can shove her job. All choices have costs. This humor book-as-game explores modern midlife predicaments, making you question whether you can truly win in real life.