You're Really F#!%ing Old

Have you ever found yourself in a bit of a pickle, like standing at the top of the stairs, unsure if you’re going up or down? Or maybe you’ve lit your birthday candles and had a wild imagination, thinking a fire engine might be on standby? If you’ve ever thought, “Things were different when I was a kid,” then you might just be old enough to accept that. You’re not just old, you’re really, really old.

So, why not embrace it? Treat yourself to those cozy slippers and take a long, relaxing nap. You’ve got this, old sport, this book covers facets of getting older, in a humorous light.