Festive as F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays

Grab your needle and thread to release holiday stress with these festive patterns—and maybe even make gifts. Featuring 20 patterns from cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?”

No experience is required! Simple instructions and clear patterns make these designs accessible to anyone. Stitch your stress away with a “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” ornament or a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling, friend, and more.

(This book may contain a sharpie mark on the top or bottom edge and may show mild signs of shelfwear.)