Sticker #377may use full lane. Get over it.

Bikes may use the full lane... just about everywhere. We're trying to get where we want to go in one piece, just like you. So count to ten, take some deep breaths, and pass us when it's safe. We'll all live longer, happier lives.

(Sturdy vinyl sticker with black print on a white background. Sticker depicts an icon of a cyclist, followed by the words: "may use the full lane. Get over it.")