You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

This book isn’t so much about drinking as much as it is about the American South — at least as according comedienne author Celia Rivenbark. She presents a collection of essays, the list of which is pasted below. She draws and drawls up stories about the history of the south and its present.

Essays:

Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning the headliner.

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