K is for Knifeball

This is not a children's book that is not full of good advice. It is full of terrible advice that no one should ever be exposed to. You should not sneak up and tickle cops nor should you eat thumbtacks and twigs. This alphabet book by the creators of the national bestseller All My Friends Are Dead is masquerading as a children's book and should not be mistaken as such. 

(This title may contain a sharpie mark on the top or bottom edge and may show mild signs of shelfwear.)