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You Might Be A Zombie And Other Bad News: Shocking But Utterly True Facts

A humorous trivia book that makes gross, scary facts fun! From the funny folks at Cracked.com, you'll learn that 50% of humans are already infected with a parasite with the potential to take over our brains (thus the title). You'll also get a survey of all the normal, everyday foods that secretly contain insects, learn about important scientific discoveries that were the product of an acid trip, and learn how much less free will you have than you think you do. Also? You'll never see dolphins the same way again. 

(This book may contain a sharpie mark on the top or bottom edge and may show mild signs of shelfwear.)