a drunk unicorn sits at a table with a bottle of liquor in one hand, with the title written on balloons

Why Unicorn Drinks

by C.W. Moss Author

Delve into the psyches of unicorns with author C.W. Moss in this hilarious sequel to Unicorn Being a Jerk. In this volume you'll discover what causes unicorns to turn to alcohol, unearthing the deep seated neuroses of these fantastical creatures and examining the horrors that require numbing with booze. Did you know unicorn meat is a delicacy? Well, unicorns do, and it bums them out. Unicorns also love weed, and alas, for those unicorns residing in the wrong states, it's still illegal. A real bummer. This humorous volume is a great gift for the unicorn lover in your life, or for your pal with the darkest sense of comedy. 

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