Zombie Gnome Defense Guide: A Complete Reference to Surviving the Tiniest Apocalypse

Shambling, empty-eyed, and ravening for human ankles, the population of zombie gnomes is on the rise. Be afraid! But not so afraid that you fail to take basic precautions against this common undead garden pest. The notebooks of three experts on zombie gnomes are drawn from to create this essential, colorfully illustrated resource for surviving the coming zombie gnome invasion. Along with a detailed examination of the creatures' habits and habitats, you can learn the history of the rise of the zombie gnomes, from seemingly innocent origins to a growing force that threatens to wipe out humanity. Never-before-seen photos, rare illustrations, and DIY home and garden fortification tips make this hand-written guide a valuable resource for survivalists, zombie hunters, and suburban gardeners alike. An envelope in the back cover of the book holds further memorabilia for you to pass along to future generations, should there be any.