Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop: And Other Practical Advice in Our Campaign Against the Fairy Kingdom

Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop is a guide to identifying, tracking, defending, and destroying pesky fairies and other creatures that may be bothering you. The book is written in a humorous style, akin to Lemony Snicket or Roald Dahl, and offers practical advice on how to get rid of these creatures from your home, garden, and chicken coop. Some of the tips in the book include checking your hedgerows for signs of fairies, using a garden fumigator to clear your garden of fairies, or why a toy merchant, a butcher, or a Freemason are vital in your fight against fairies.