Crap Divination: The Dark Art of Reading Dark Marks - How to Interpret Toilet Runes

Everybody would like to tell the future, but maybe you don't have tea leaves, I-ching stalks, Norse runes, or any other tools of divination. That might seem like a crappy situation but actually you're more ready than you know. All you have to do is consult the contents of your toilet. No shit! It's that simple. This discipline is sometimes lovingly called the "Tarot of the Turd," and by reading it you'll be blessed by the scatological divine.

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