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A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the Internet Tells Us About Sexual Relationships

by Sai Gaddam and Ogi Ogas

I bet I know what you've all been wanting: a way to apply scientific data to your sex lives. A Billion Wicked Thoughts is a book teeming with the information the internet as given us for what men and women are attracted to, and then analyzed by two neauroscientists, Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam. With a diversity of information, you'll get chapters devoted to things like "why women like barons, billionaires, and serial killers", "Why the best men are always taken and every girl just wants to be loved", and "why domination and submission are two sides of the same cortex".

If you made it through reading those quotes and don't feel impulsively drawn to this book, then you might as well click away now. But for all of you out there who want to learn more about the scope of our sexuality (or just want to learn some mind-boggling information based on real data), then this is one book you won't regret buying.