Sticker #450251 Cars are in the Junkyard because I'm on the Road

Busses sometimes advertise how many cars they make unnecessary. Bicycles also displace an incredible number of cars that would otherwise be blocking you in traffic. 237... I mean, 251 cars are in the junkyard because this bicyclist is on the road in an elaborate joke about one bicyclist that keeps smashing cars. Combine all of these figures, add up the busses...and that's thousands of cars that would otherwise be in your way.

(Sturdy vinyl sticker with black print on a white background.  Reads: “237  251 cars are in the junkyard because I’m on the road.” Text sits to the left of a drawing of a cyclist, who is drawn with their back facing us, and wears a satchel.)