CIA Makes Science Fiction Unexciting #7: Intro to the JFK Assassination Conspiracy

Why are conspiracy theorists so dumb? Why can’t they just accept that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK? Is it just because they can’t deal with random fate striking down a great man? Maybe. On the other hand, it may be the fact that the government couldn’t tie Oswald to the rifle, couldn’t prove that Oswald had fired a rifle that day (indeed an FBI paraffin test showed the reverse), couldn’t get a confession, wasn’t able to get any prints until after Jack Ruby shot him dead, invented a “magic bullet” theory to tie Oswald to the crime, etc. The truth is that the government’s story was preposterous on day one and only got worse after that. This zine introduces why.