$8.99
An upbeat, pun-filled book of appreciation for that one pearson who's the cherry on top, the cool beans, the pea's knees, amaizeing! Tell them you're bananas about them, that they're radishing, that they're the yin to your yam, that you need them like a heart needs a beet. These terms of endearment are adorable, illustrated, and g-rated.
(This book may contain a small, black sharpie mark on the bottom edge, so that it can't be returned to a different wholesaler.)