Sorry I Had Sex on Your Bed: And Other Tearout Apologies for Your Awkward Screwups

Everyone has those moments when they know they're about to fuck up, but instead of doing the right thing, they go ahead and leave a pile of dirty dishes in the sink, drink the last drop of milk, or, yes, even have sex in their roommate's bed.

Sure, it was satisfying at the time, but now they’re stuck owing an apology. But why say sorry face to face when a cheeky, passive-aggressive card will get the job done just fine?