bicycle evolution canvas patch

Patch #002Evolution

by Joe Biel Author

By now, other than than Ann Coulter, we've mostly agreed that humans evolved from apes. But the science is still out and we’ve found a dirty little secret. Do all humans actually evolve into bicyclists? Our statistics are saying that we do! Now, are you? 

This is one of our very early designs, showing the evolution of various primates into a bicycle racer. We now also have other types of bicycles represented on other patches and stickers, so if you don't see yourself in this speedy scorcher, click around a bit!

Comments & Reviews


My doctor was baffled when I showed her that I had grown a bicycle on my body.


Representing the obvious importance of good posture.


"My father rode a camel. I drive a car. My son flies a jet-plane. His son will ride a camel." We can choose to take care of ourselves and our planet now or have the consequences of doing nothing and that choice being made for us. The capitalist hegemons of this nation give me little choice but to abandon a way of self-serving, infantile behavior and inaction and embrace a sustainable, co-operative lifestyle which honors my neighbors, my self and my world. Ride on!


Evolve or become extinct.