a dildo in a hot dog bun with mustard

Sticker #561Hot Dickity Dildog

by Vic Liu Author

Get your sauces ready to top this scrumptious savory treat—a hot dog in a bun with mustard, or so it seems at first glance. Peruse this die-cut vinyl sticker closer and you'll see it's actually a recognizable, beloved sex toy, waiting for you to chomp right down on it. (Please note that dildos are great to use for penetration, but actual hot dogs can break, give you an infection, and otherwise be a total buzz kill.)