this machine runs on male tears

Sticker #375this machine runs on male tears

Keep crying, boys, all it does is make us stronger and faster. Some people drink the tears of men, some put them in soup, others use them for spells. If you use them as fuel than this sticker is for you! Slap it on your bicycle, your car, or any other machine you want! 

(Sturdy vinyl sticker with black print on a white background. Reads: "this machine runs on male tears")