This past week one of the platforms we sell on generously offered to “optimize” some of our product listings, unasked, and gave us the examples below of what they would do.

It uh, didn’t go well.

This next one’s my favorite.

Ah yes, the whimsical world of the Eggplant Eating a Hot Dog Sticker!

I gave them my thoughts.

Mailchimp occasionally offers to rewrite the newsletter using AI as well. It is… not great!

If any of those images are too small or don’t load, you can head over to this thread on Twitter, where I’ve posted them all.

So rest assured, we don’t use AI. It’s bad for the environment, and it can’t keep up with my wit, charm, and bad grammar.

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