an illustrated puppy in a field, with a swatch of fur that you can pet sticking out through the cover

Pet This F*cking Puppy: A Touch-and-Feel Book for Stressed-Out Adults

by Robb Pearlman Author and Jason Kayser Illustrator

If you're stressed out and cute puppies relax you, well, congrats you're like a lot of other people. The good news is that this book can give you the relaxation you need without the added responsibility of actually having your own puppy. This book has an element for you to interact with on each page. Pet the puppy, feel the softness of the blanket, or the coarseness of the sand at the beach. Scream into the f*cking void. Just f*cking relax, man.

(This book may contain a sharpie mark on the top or bottom edge and may show mild signs of shelfwear.)