F For Effort by Richard Benson

F for Effort!: Totally Wrong Test Answers

by Richard Benson

A compendium of hilarious and inventive test answers and homework hiccups, featuring gems from elementary school ("two halves make a whale"), middle grades (Q: What does "germinate" mean? A: To become a German citizen), and high school (Q: Fossil fuels are usually associated with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock). Two hundred and fifty examples of creative inventions used to blunder through tests. You will cackle out loud for weeks at these brilliant (and often confused) answers!