Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves: Featuring Over 150 Suicidal Pets!

Being dressed up for Halloween, married off in elaborate weddings, toted everywhere in baby backpacks, or just plain coddled within an inch of their sanity by obsessively doting owners would drive any animal insane. And in that case, these pets are probably on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Or worse.

When it comes right down to it, who could blame Mr. Whiskers if he tried to high-dive from a penthouse window, or Fluffy for crawling into the washing machine? They’d call the suicide hotline–but they don’t have fingers.