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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

by Zachary Auburn and The American Association of Patriots

Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront …

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How To Talk To Your Cat About Abstinence

How To Talk To Your Cat About Abstinence

by The American Association of Patriots

You've talked to your cat about gun safety and evolution, but you still need to have The Talk. Birds and bees aren't …

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How To Talk To Your Cat About Evolution

How To Talk To Your Cat About Evolution

by The American Association of Patriots

After a successful campaign for cat gun safety, the American Association of Patriots are back; this time working …

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