Sticker #563: Pirate's Booty

Sticker #563Pirate's Booty

by Vic Liu Author

Shiver your timbers with this skull and crossbones flag—but instead of bones, you'll find silicone sex toys designed…

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Sticker #556: Down Where It's Wetter

Sticker #556Down Where It's Wetter

by Vic Liu Author

A goldfish serenely paddles around its bowl, only a bit nonplused by its sex-positive aquarium decor. Slap this…

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Sticker #565: Get Your Laws Off My Uterus

Sticker #565Get Your Laws Off My Uterus

Tell the patriarchy and the a**holes on the Supreme Court they can go f**k themselves with this die-cut sticker…

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Sticker #559: Sex Toy Machine

Sticker #559Sex Toy Machine

by Vic Liu Author

Imagine you're at the mall, but it's a sex-positive mall for adults and over in the arcade the claw machine is well…

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Sticker #564: Eggplant Eating a Hot Dog

Sticker #564Eggplant Eating a Hot Dog

What else would an eggplant possibly want to eat?

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Sticker #535: Appreciations > Appropriations

Sticker #535Appreciations > Appropriations

Just in case some folks didn't realize these two things are different (and that one is greater than the other), now they…

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Sticker #534: Be the Captain of Your Own Ship

Sticker #534Be the Captain of Your Own Ship

If only we could all own and lead such a fantastic ship. Oh, wait, we do and can!

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Sticker #533: The World Doesn’t Change Until We Change It

Sticker #533The World Doesn’t Change Until We Change It

The world is perfectly fine being status quo and complacent, said nobody.

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Sticker #543: You Got This

Sticker #543You Got This

No matter how many times you hear these words, you can still get inspired by them. And now, this sticker can inspire you…

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Sticker #544: Do It Together

Sticker #544Do It Together

Got stuck? Need motivation? Want help? Tired of struggling alone? Well, do what this sticker says.

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Sticker #538: Choose Your Choices (Or You’re Giving Away Your Power)

Sticker #538Choose Your Choices (Or You’re Giving Away Your Power)

Choose wisely and carefully, and hold onto your power.

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Sticker #540: The Book Was Better

Sticker #540The Book Was Better

The book really was better. Change my mind. I dare you.

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Sticker #537: I Love My Queer Kid

Sticker #537I Love My Queer Kid

What's not to love about a queer kid, am I right? Show your support for your awesome kid with this spiffy vinyl sticker.

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Sticker #536: Books Are (Emotionally) Heavy

Sticker #536Books Are (Emotionally) Heavy

Be sure to get your emotional weightlifting workouts in because things are about to get heavy. Also, it doesn't hurt to…

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Sticker #542: Normalize Weirdness

Sticker #542Normalize Weirdness

by Joe Biel Author

If we normalize weirdness and the new normal is weird, but normal, then what will be not normal? Guess we'll have to…

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Sticker #530: What’s in Your Heart Makes You a Punk

Sticker #530What’s in Your Heart Makes You a Punk

You have a beautiful heart. Never forget it.

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Sticker #545: #SorryNotSorry

Sticker #545#SorryNotSorry

We're sorry this sticker exists. (Not really.)

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Sticker #539: It Was a Book First

Sticker #539It Was a Book First

Will this be the new chicken-or-the-egg dilemma?

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Sticker #541: The Movie Was Better

Sticker #541The Movie Was Better

Was the movie really better? Apparently, this sticker thinks so.

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Promotional Sticker

Promotional Sticker

Share that 'cosm love and deep 'cosm lore on ye olde Nalgene or bicycle or other emotionally tinged item that is near…

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Sticker #522: I Do Hard Things

Sticker #522I Do Hard Things

Let everyone know that you're hard at work with this sticker. Slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, or any other…

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Sticker #527: My Cult > Your Cult

Sticker #527My Cult > Your Cult

Let everyone out there know that you're better than them with this sticker. Of course your cult is the best cult around!…

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Sticker #524: I Would Prefer Not To

Sticker #524I Would Prefer Not To

Ah, Bartleby! Ah, humanity! Let everyone know that you'd just rather not with this white whale of a sticker. Herman…

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Sticker #525: Life Is Innuendo

Sticker #525Life Is Innuendo

Life is a lot of things. But if we can be sure of one thing, it's that its elusively allusive. Grab this sticker and…

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Sticker #523: Don't Fuck the Police (unless you want to)

Sticker #523Don't Fuck the Police (unless you want to)

Fuck the police! Err, I mean, don't fuck the police. Or do whatever you want. Slap this sticker on your laptop, water…

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Sticker #526: Everyone Else's Religion is a Cult

Sticker #526Everyone Else's Religion is a Cult

Religion is a cult. Oh wait, oops. I just meant everyone else's religion. Not yours! Yours is great. Seriously. Slap…

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Sticker #528: when you know better, you do better (even if your past isn't in the past)

Sticker #528when you know better, you do better (even if your past isn't in the past)

by Dr. Faith G. Harper Author

When you know better, you do better. A simple enough statement, and a true one, even if you're having a hard time moving…

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Sticker #529: Read a Fucking Book

Sticker #529Read a Fucking Book

The sticker says it all. Read a fucking book! That's, like, our whole deal here at Microcosm. Slap this sticker on your…

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