Sticker #540: The Book Was Better

Sticker #540The Book Was Better

The book really was better. Change my mind. I dare you.

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Sticker #537: I Love My Queer Kid

Sticker #537I Love My Queer Kid

What's not to love about a queer kid, am I right? Show your support for your awesome kid with this spiffy vinyl…

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Sticker #536: Books Are (Emotionally) Heavy

Sticker #536Books Are (Emotionally) Heavy

Be sure to get your emotional weightlifting workouts in because things are about to get heavy. Also, it doesn't hurt…

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Sticker #542: Normalize Weirdness

Sticker #542Normalize Weirdness

by Joe Biel Author

If we normalize weirdness and the new normal is weird, but normal, then what will be not normal? Guess we'll have to…

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Sticker #530: What’s in Your Heart Makes You a Punk

Sticker #530What’s in Your Heart Makes You a Punk

You have a beautiful heart. Never forget it.

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Sticker #545: #SorryNotSorry

Sticker #545#SorryNotSorry

We're sorry this sticker exists. (Not really.)

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Sticker #539: It Was a Book First

Sticker #539It Was a Book First

Will this be the new chicken-or-the-egg dilemma?

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Sticker #541: The Movie Was Better

Sticker #541The Movie Was Better

Was the movie really better? Apparently, this sticker thinks so.

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Promotional Sticker

Promotional Sticker

Share that 'cosm love and deep 'cosm lore on ye olde Nalgene or bicycle or other emotionally tinged item that is…

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Sticker #522: I Do Hard Things

Sticker #522I Do Hard Things

Let everyone know that you're hard at work with this sticker. Slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, or any…

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Sticker #527: My Cult > Your Cult

Sticker #527My Cult > Your Cult

Let everyone out there know that you're better than them with this sticker. Of course your cult is the best cult…

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Sticker #524: I Would Prefer Not To

Sticker #524I Would Prefer Not To

Ah, Bartleby! Ah, humanity! Let everyone know that you'd just rather not with this white whale of a sticker. Herman…

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Sticker #525: Life Is Innuendo

Sticker #525Life Is Innuendo

Life is a lot of things. But if we can be sure of one thing, it's that its elusively allusive. Grab this sticker and…

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Sticker #523: Don't Fuck the Police (unless you want to)

Sticker #523Don't Fuck the Police (unless you want to)

Fuck the police! Err, I mean, don't fuck the police. Or do whatever you want. Slap this sticker on your…

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Sticker #526: Everyone Else's Religion is a Cult

Sticker #526Everyone Else's Religion is a Cult

Religion is a cult. Oh wait, oops. I just meant everyone else's religion. Not yours! Yours is great.…

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Sticker #528: when you know better, you do better (even if your past isn't in the past)

Sticker #528when you know better, you do better (even if your past isn't in the past)

by Dr. Faith G. Harper Author

When you know better, you do better. A simple enough statement, and a true one, even if you're having a hard time…

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Sticker #529: Read a Fucking Book

Sticker #529Read a Fucking Book

The sticker says it all. Read a fucking book! That's, like, our whole deal here at Microcosm. Slap this sticker on…

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Sticker #515: America is #1 in gun care and #1 in health control

Sticker #515America is #1 in gun care and #1 in health control

America! Land of mass shootings and abortion restrictions. Highlight the horrible truth about this country and…

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Sticker #242: Record Profits = Unpaid Wages

Sticker #242Record Profits = Unpaid Wages

CEOs like to think that they are the reason their companies are valuable. But you know better. Slap up this sticker to…

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Sticker #233: Be a Whistleblower, Not a Cop

Sticker #233Be a Whistleblower, Not a Cop

Celebrate the proud tradition of whistleblowing with this sticker, and stand for justice and transparency instead of…

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Sticker #514: State your ambitions, not your fears

Sticker #514State your ambitions, not your fears

Think positively and plan for the life you want to live! State your ambitions, not your fears. Share your…

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Sticker #231: start as you want to continue

Sticker #231start as you want to continue

by Joe Biel Author

The beginning contains everything that follows after it. That's why the way you start something shapes the way it…

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Sticker #516: Fight the Power, Not Each Other

Sticker #516Fight the Power, Not Each Other

Build solidarity, not dissension! Fight the power, not each other! Help make the world a friendlier and more egalitarian…

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Sticker #518: My Houseplant Sold Drugs to Your Honor Student

Sticker #518My Houseplant Sold Drugs to Your Honor Student

You're the proud parent of one mischievous houseplant. Poke fun at those annoyingly proud parents of human…

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Sticker #521: Just Say Gay!

Sticker #521Just Say Gay!

Let Ron DeSantis know exactly what you think of his bigotry and homophobia. Slap this sticker up wherever you feel like,…

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Sticker #519: Plant Mommy

Sticker #519Plant Mommy

You're the proud parent of a houseplant, and want to let everyone know! Stick this sticker up on any flat surface…

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Sticker #520: Books Save Lives

Sticker #520Books Save Lives

Books save lives! Celebrate the power of a good book with this sticker. Slap it up on any flat surface you feel…

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Sticker #508: plant mom

Sticker #508plant mom

Do you love your houseplant like only a mother a could love a child? Well then tell the world about it with this…

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Sticker #454: Defend trans kids

Sticker #454Defend trans kids

Transgender children and youth know exactly who they are, but the adults in their lives often react badly. Almost 2% of…

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